Eddie’s Back Alley Furniture Discount Warehouse
People throw out so much furniture behind my apartment. The only way they can keep up with the sheer volume is to go to IKEA, buy furniture, build it, and trash it… daily. That’s their hobby. Obsession, perhaps. “Bill, we have to go to our daughter’s wedding.” “I can’t! I haven’t met my furniture trashing quota for the day! The boss is going to kill me!” I’m pretty sure that’s how it works. So, I decided to put it all to good use and open: Eddie’s Discount Furniture Back Alley Warehouse!